by HenBarper July 5, 2021
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Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
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Bernyse is a hardworking girl who comes off shy at first but won't be afraid to stand up for their friends. They might have little friends but all their friends treasure them deeply.
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Get the Bernadette Fife mug.Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS
by Mami1303 September 7, 2021
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Bernardo: Bernardo
Person 1: i bet you’re shit at football
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Bernardo: Bernardo
Person 1: i bet you’re shit at football
Bernardo: What gave it away?!?!
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