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Bernie Sanders

When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.
Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.
by HenBarper July 5, 2021
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Bernie

A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.

Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.

Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
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Bernyse is a hardworking girl who comes off shy at first but won't be afraid to stand up for their friends. They might have little friends but all their friends treasure them deeply.
person: hi Bernyse, did you study for the test?
bernyse: of course!
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Bernadette Fife

Bernadette Fife told him to put up his fucking dukes.
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Bernardo Venegas

Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS
Bernardo Venegas is hot.
by Mami1303 September 7, 2021
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Bernetski

I think Bernetski may be the impostier
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Bernardo

Brazilian guy but shit at football. Fake depressed. (He gets girls tho)
Person 1: Whats your name?
Bernardo: Bernardo
Person 1: i bet you’re shit at football
Bernardo: What gave it away?!?!
by SchlongISlong October 3, 2021
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