becktard

N.
Person, normally female, who doesn't care about the view of the public eye, yet establishes a level of coolness to individual people. Crowds find him or her strange, while delighting in ther odd presence all the same. Symptoms of becktardation include, but are not limited to: skipping/singing/screaming at seemingly socially inappropriate times and places, finding the simplest things very amusing for reasons unbeknownst, extreme talkativity and randomness, and sudden streams of incoherrent philosophic genius.

Look at her eating her lunch on top of the Pepsi machine! She is such a becktard.

by Dirk Snel January 19, 2006

David Beckham

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy

Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 16, 2008

Becky Tears

the tears of white women, often used to mitigate blame, refuse responsibility, or sway authorities into siding with the crying woman. A tactic that often gets black men arrested or murdered by police.

Barbecue Becky sheds her Becky tears but the police didn't buy it this time.

by Coptic Kaskuh June 26, 2019

Brooklyn Beckham

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

by OD Smith March 31, 2005

Becky Haber

I just wana nut on her titie milkers

That bitch got a slimy pussy and we call get becky haber tit slip

by Anal monster December 6, 2012

Very Sexy Keisha Becky

This is a lyric in a song made by Russ and Tion Wayne called Keisha and Becky. Its a grime song

"Girl you Very Sexy Keisha Becky ."

by BlackmanJack October 27, 2019

Becked

To expose the truth using basic facts and events in a systematic and conitnuous manner. ie: opposite of swiftboating Named after Glenn Beck tv commentator

Van Jones got becked

by roachasylum September 11, 2009