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beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.
Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.
by slax0r December 1, 2016
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bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.
Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!
by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010
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Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
by condigityy June 11, 2015
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Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit June 5, 2011
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Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016
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Hang Beard

1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.

2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
Girlfriend: Are you done in the bathroom yet?

Guy: Hold on, I have a hang beard.
by darthrishun January 2, 2015
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Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger
Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!
by Everezo November 11, 2014
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