The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.
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Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
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Get the Pirates Beard mug.A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
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Get the Faux Beard mug.A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
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Get the Trophy Beard mug.1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.
2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
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