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Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 28, 2009
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Banana Republic

Italy under Silvio Berlusconi 's "government"
Quello stupido nano (Berlusconi) sta vendendo il nostro paese, si fa le sue leggi, agisce come se la costituzione fosse un catalogo di opzioni... L'Italia sta diventando una repubblica delle banane!

Translation:
That stupid dwarf (Berlusconi) is selling our country, making his own laws, acting as if the constitution is a catalogue of options... Italy is becoming a Banana Republic!
by Jeeezuz H3yl3l January 1, 2005
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Banana Time

Refers to a study done by a misguided sociologist. He discovered the remarkable fact that workers make boring jobs more bearable by talking to each other. No shit! He observed the least productive part of the workers' day was when one guy stole another guys banana. This happened on every day of the study. Hence - when you're at work, doing bugger all, you are having 'banana time'.

Check this out on any search engine if you don't beleive me.
"Jenkins! You were supposed to have that report on my desk by three!"
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Banana Syndrome

When ones penis curves to the side like a banana due to excessive masturbation or a bad posture when masturbating.
"Fuck, my penis is bent to the left!"
"Dude, you should've alternated hands like we told you; it's the only known way of preventing Banana Syndrome."
by Vodalus April 7, 2010
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banana nut muffin

A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!
JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!
by Sara Lee January 8, 2007
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Banana Smoothie

Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."
by AngelaSingerChick May 20, 2010
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Frozen Chocolate Banana

To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.
Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?

Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?

Miranda: Sure

( 30 mins later )

Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!
by FTB_5831 February 24, 2010
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