buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.

That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Batter Bazooka

Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.

It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.

“Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka”

by En3630 September 27, 2022

Battercup

Used to describe a particularly promiscuous or "cum-loving" person, or one of the various orifices that they enjoy using to catch and store "batter".

Origin:
- A misspelling of buttercup
- Portmanteau of "batter" (See "Man Batter") + "cup"

1. "She came home from the swingers party practically sloshing with jizz. What a total battercup."
2. "I'm gonna erupt my frothy ball chowder deep into your salty chocolate battercup"

by summinksummink February 17, 2023

Batter sisters

IYKYK

Oh wow honee, I didn’t know you knew him! But I guess that makes us batter sisters!

by bakingloads_247 March 9, 2023

Batterbee

A term used to act like an animal, it involves going down on a man and licking his asshole clean.

Dammm I went down on sam last night like a batterbee

by Dswagidy March 20, 2023

Buttery gusset

A term used to describe a woman that displays affection for a man by becoming moist

Lady 1: “Oh, look at that man there. He’s really appealing”
Lady 2: “Nah, not my type”
Lady 1 “I’m feeling all flustered. He’s giving me a right buttery gusset”

by Jenson Buttermilk June 25, 2023

Batter-sea Pinner

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over

Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.

by NRP WELLAND July 4, 2023