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grid blanket

a blanket used by preppy 10 year olds on tiktok
hey emily, we should go get preppy grid blankets from the store!
by craft-122500 September 25, 2022
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Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.
"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."
by Torgud January 29, 2020
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Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018
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family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it
by family blanket lover April 16, 2020
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Blanketing

A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"

Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
by samworthington May 23, 2010
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strippy blanket

a type of blanket where you watch cringy musically people on.
hey look lets watch some danielle cohn on a strippy blanket
by sophiaiscool June 26, 2018
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