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Concert Blast

The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.
Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"
by Slampierce July 6, 2011
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flinboppler blast

The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.
Dude, i just gave your grandma a flinboppler blast.
by mister moosecock October 24, 2011
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man blast

A man Blast is the dumbest word ever to have been created. It means cherry bombing a soccer ball 200ft into the air and some gay guy gets hit in the face by it.
by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014
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fire blast

To rub your penis in habeneros and then place penis inside of females Butthole.
"Dude, I fire blasted that chick from the bar last night!"
by slylittleperson October 30, 2014
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pearl blast

jizz, ejaculate, spooge, cum, to blow one's load, get rid of the baby batter,or otherwise squirt seminal fluid from the penis.
I pearl blasted all over her face and in her hair!
by mysticalbaby June 27, 2014
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Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 1, 2014
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 15, 2014
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