awkwaintance

someone who you have engaged in a) heavy flirtation b) sloppy makeout c) awkward intercourse with, most likely drunkenly, who you will most likely run into very, maybe too, often

1) "well.. he's not really a friend. i just see him all the time.. he's more of an awkwaintance"

2)"omg i had terrible sex with this creeper guy last night...we're not dating - we're just awkwaintances"

by kimba4982 April 16, 2010

awkward

when you wake up the next morning to find you slept with your girlfriends mom.

stacy's mom: oh..... hehe.... oops....
jipthony: ......awkward.....

by shike bascoshio December 9, 2008

Puberty is Awkward

Well certain puberty can be defined as ...jk!
everyone is laughing and changing so much and everything is awkward so, jk!
puberty is just simply jk!

ask any teen, puberty is awkward and very JK!

by Lilsberry8 May 5, 2009

awkward

1. used to describe a situtation in which two people of the opposite sex are said to be an "item," when they are actually just really flirtatious. the ex-boyfriend of the girl and the boy's best friend should be standing directly behind them
2. borderline illegal

Person 1: Something really awkward happened this morning.
Person 2: Oh man, I wasn't there.
Person 1: Oh it was good!
Person 2: Did you videotape it?
Person 1: Ahh, I should have. Yeah, that definitely wouldn't have been awkward, weird, or stalkerish at all.

by Lara Meann December 11, 2006

Awkotaco

Short for awkward taco. Generally used to describe an awkward female genetelia.

Person 1: "Hey man did you get any from that girl last night?"

Person 2: "No way man, she had such an awkotaco I couldn't find the hole.

by DPI001 January 5, 2011

awkwardize

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.

by Richard Howard May 13, 2005

Awkward Ashley

This phrase describes a situation, one can have an "awkward ashley" moment. This situation usually involves long periods of silence after someone makes a comment or does something that creates possible tension and nervousness for all involved. Often times one can interject their own name into the phrase, i.e. "Awkward Jane", however it has been found that "Awkward Ashley" flows much easier for 92% of the population.

You tell a story and no one laughs. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You make an non-PC comment and everyone is silent. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You show up to a party uninvited but felt that it was ok because you knew most of the people there and the host doesn't acknowledge your presence. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You get the idea..

by Awkward Ashley April 21, 2008