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ASBAT

The type of expat mostly found working in the assholes of the world such as Somalia, Yemen, Nigeria etc, and who boasts about working in such places in the same way chav's boast about their ASBO as a ''badge of honour''.

The typical ASBAT is a dumb illiterate halfwit loser from Europe, North Amercia or the Antipodes. He spends his free time pissed-up in the local fly ridden bar boring everyone with stories of his adventures in other assholes of the world, whilst sneeringly attempting to delude himself and fellow ASBAT's that where they are is far better than every developed country in the world. In his remaining spare time he sings karaoke and rapes/beats his maid.
Trev: ''I met an awfully unsavoury character in the hotel bar last night - said his name was Rob and that he works in Yemen. He was stood in a puddle of his own piss and kept going on and on about how exciting it is watching the tanks mow down protestors. He was extremely thick.''

Larry: ''He sounds like a right ASBAT''
by Welsh Geoff May 14, 2011
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aiba-less

Adjective describing the pleasant condition of time or situation possible to be spent without stress, nuisance, or any other disturbing or bothering element.
This word probably origins, in far east Asia's workers slang, from the name of a managing level staff so troublesome to make colleagues and subordinates down just by his presence.
We enjoyed a lot on the beach yesterday : shining but not hot at all, a light breeze blowing and just a few people around, great ! It was such an aiba-less day !
by ossiandream December 27, 2007
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Asia appropriate

Must be innocent enough for the sweetest girl you know to hear.
You can't talk about that around Asia! That's not Asia appropriate!
by the awesome friend July 20, 2011
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Aibay

Aibay is a company name. Aibay in other mean want to buy or want to deal. The Aibay company have offer a discount or special promotion to their Aibay members.
For example, a item cost RM 50. But you get it from Aibay website, it may cost RM25 only which is discount 50%.
by ivanlmz August 14, 2011
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asianblacxican

An asian, black and mexican. The term used to describe the above ethnic combination. This term is used when one is trying to do something and all of the above ethnic groups rudely push in front of one or demand service first before his/her turn.
I was going to get a sample of food at Costco and the asianblacxicans beat me to it.
by Rule follower October 8, 2011
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asian veal

a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men
hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch
by messedupdan March 27, 2015
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Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)
Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.
by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016
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