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Andres

A sexy person who everyone wants to get with
That guys is just like Andres bto
by RealG445 July 22, 2022
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Andres

Andres is a gorgeous boy, hes bisexual with a preference for men, with long black hair and olive skin. Hes a bit of a nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres and he hates them back, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick 00s rnb inspired tunes thatl make him a famous popstar in a few years, and he can also sing. He is a bit freaky and horny sometimes (everybody thinks hes hypersexual cuz of his adhd, but he declines to comment) but tries really hard not to be, and his depresion, anxiety, Aspergers syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. He sometimes does the trex arm thing that autistic people do, and hes actually kinda shy and quiet mot. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli, Kesha, Britney, Dulapeep, Gaga (especially Gaga), Ariana Grenad, Beyonce, Miley, Tate, Chappel, Sabrina, Carly Rae, Billie Eilish, Xina, Rihanna, Cupcakke, etc, but also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz hes amazing like that. He hates heterosexual male things. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles. He has yt channel where he uploads cover songs, but he never tells anyone the name of it. He also crushes on every other person in school, so you DEFINITELY have a chance with him.

If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz hes gonna disappear if you dont.

Andres is a power bottom.
Illias: Omg have u seen that hottie Andres from German class??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
Aden: hell yeah!!!!!
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Andre

The most handsome and charming of Men. Honorable and well respected by all who know them. They are adventurous in nature and social. Often you will find them surrounded by women as they give off an irresistible allure that peaks their curiosity. If you come across an Andre you would know just by their presence. Some say they are the only true Men left in today's society.
Freind 1: I met the love of my life this week
Freind 2: let me guess his name is Andre
by Autoholic November 22, 2021
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andre

he is the type of person who makes even the smallest moments feel like poetry. he has an irresistible charm, a smile that could fight against the sun's beam, and a way of seeing the world that makes you believe in something that seemed impossible. he is telesa's boyfriend and husband forever and ever
andre looks so cute on every little thing he does, i hope he realizes that.
by chalap January 27, 2025
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Andres

Tall and slim, Andres has an excellent sense of humour and a twinkle in his eye.

His friends are intrigued by his ability to internalise and process the meaning of life whilst maintaining the capacity to function day to day.

A shy soul, Andres is unaware of his ability to distract the fairer sex with his Scandinavian appearance.

Naturally a free spirit, it is hard to pin down an Andres but when you do it will be worth it.
The best friend you could ask for, Andres is adored by those lucky enough to call him their friend.
He's my best friend, he's such an Andres.

Look at those eyes, he must be an Andres
by Jamcar August 18, 2017
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andre

A top and a bottom; truly versatile, because of the fucking dickhead AND asshole that "it" is. Incapable of loving and seeks self-fulfilment through narcissistic tendencies and violence.
by Ibrashit Scataf January 30, 2019
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Andre

Andre is the guy with big muscles and an even bigger dick, he's a real lady's man and everywhere he goes he commands respect.
Did you see Andre? I want to be like him when I grow up
by Andrebbbb September 26, 2019
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