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fuck me like a rockstar

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something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.
Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”

crush: uhh no-
fuck me like a rockstar by jxdnbae February 28, 2021
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a fuck • a fucking idiot • a fuck ton • A Fuck Up • a fucking joke • a fucking potato • A fuck around and find out noodle • a fuck fuck • A Fuck Girl • a fuck idea

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

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Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.
Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!
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take a lip lock on my fuck stick

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a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.
Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!
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fuck me up a tree 

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when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.
My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!
fuck me up a tree by SusanCole December 1, 2013
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i dont give a dead mans last fuck

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When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.
>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck
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Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

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when you wanna say FML
Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
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