Carl Support

Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.

Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.

"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."

by Read it! July 11, 2025

Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.

"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."

by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025

Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.

"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to the deadbeat dad because the deadbeat dad lies about his income.

He should be mortified to be receiving Carl support. What a pathetic loser!

by Effin Fantastic July 14, 2025

Carl

Carl es alguien serio duro y frío, pero trabajador que quiere a su familia alguien independiente y fuerte, un hombre libre e inteligente

La gente que escribe mal de este nombre son tan cerrados...

Porque yo tube la suerte de conocer a alguien admirable llamado carl

Alguien como Carl es difícil de encontrar!

by Ruiimu July 27, 2025