Alfio Jason

Stupid, although is loyal to stupid people like themselves.

Alfio Jason is loyal to me when I’m doing something stupid.

by Pejdndi May 21, 2019

jason guttridge

Drag artist. Class A poofter. fucking faggyboy. Wannabe stoner. Pathetic penis length and girth. Not to mention, has a muslim fetish

"Woah look at that homosexual over there! That's a Jason Guttridge if i ever saw one"

by Nipple Monster June 20, 2014

Being a Jason

Being a dick.
Being a meany face.
Being a smartass.
Being a prick.

Just being a meany face.
''efff you''
''Get in line''
''Stop being a jason prick''

by H and Z September 29, 2012

Jason the hell out

When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.

As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.

Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!

#2

Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.

by Rollingxbigshot October 4, 2017

Jason the fake biker

Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker

Jason the fake biker I'm going to beat your ass again

by Kingofdick July 26, 2019

Pull a Jason Rothenberg

To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.

Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’

The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...

Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg

by ur mom geiy August 9, 2018

Jason Day's Wife

Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.

Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.

by Grandpa Janny April 28, 2011