German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men

It's good to have a German meat fiesta

by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019

German Sytch The First

One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm

man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always

by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023

german stew pot

Sexual position. Common origins point to early 19th century when food was scarce and stew was popular. A German-Stew-Pot occurs when you fucking your girl friend from behind, popularly known as doggy-style, and the male farts into a can and holds it to the woman's nose as he orgasms. The woman typically snorts like a pig to add to the effect.

ricky: honeymoon was great, we had such a great time.
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!

by a_pecker_head October 11, 2017

Angry German Kid

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.

Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...

by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023

German make-out

Sticking your tongue in your significant other’s asshole

Molly loves to German make-out with her boyfriends.

by Granfunk July 20, 2020

German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Hot German Salad

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.

Zeb enjoyed the hot german salad from Saturday night, but paid for it the next morning.

by Barndoor August 11, 2016