3 definitions by Barndoor

Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:

Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed

Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate

A individual who is black and most definetly a bastard

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.