Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 16, 2018

National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.

I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!

by Anal descimater October 03, 2017

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 24, 2023

Rainbow light up party dildo

Could either mean that someone is a party animal but it is also exactly what it sounds like

"They are such a rainbow light up party dildo" or "they used a rainbow light up party dildo"

by Thenerdherdandoursonkarl August 17, 2016

Big fucken dildo in your ass

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.

I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass

by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019

Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.

What you say to someone who is being cheap.

Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.

Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."

Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."

by Team Twat October 24, 2010

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.

You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!

by Desmond G. April 11, 2014