Chris Brown

(verb)The act of violently beating something/someone mercilessly, usually someone who is defenseless. To fully achieve the Chris Brown, one must leave bite marks and leave the victim completeley helpless. Resembles raccoon attack but not quite.

Alexa; I'ma Chris Brown your greasy ass.

Cora; Bitch, I'll get a raccoon on yours.

by hairobsessed March 24, 2009

Chris Brown

Domestic violence caused by a very popular male.

Man #1: Why did Molly call the police on Jimmy?
Man # 2: Cause he just did a Chris Brown and molly-whopped her ass.

by 4real2 March 6, 2009

golden brown

heroin

I wish to inject some "golden brown" into my pulsating vein now.

by monknomo October 25, 2003

Chris Brown

To beat a woman up. Using various methods is allowed. Slapping, Hitting, Biting, and Punching.

I'm about to go Chris Brown on her face if she doesn't start listening to me.

by Chris Browns Hand February 21, 2009

Brown Owl

A particularly fast and aggressive bowel movement. One that takes the victim by surprise, making them hoot not unlike the common barn owl.

"By the sounds of it, Dave was having a brown owl"

by MRTOBES August 24, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat and abuse someone.

He told her to shut up before he Chris Brown her.

by koox March 20, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat someone down just like he did Rhianna

Yo dat bitch gave me herpes...so I had to Chris Brown dat ass nigga!!!!!

by Brian Stannie February 10, 2009