Chris Ferguson

Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.

by Noushbag May 27, 2015

Christian Fro

The fro that resides on the head of a Christian. Often confused with a Jew Fro.

Guy 1: I hate that kid with the Jew Fro he hates Jesus.

Guy 2: Naw dude that's a Christian Fro, he's loves Jesus!

by Cfol11 January 30, 2016

Christian Loophole

When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"

me and josh Christian loopholed after class.

by Goofiest goof in the history September 9, 2016

Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

christacia

shes a unique girl with a unique name. an amazing , beautiful, and attractive gal. she's always the life of the party and never had a dull moment. she had a great sense of style and loves to show out.

everybody needs a Christacia in their lives

by ansbdjf January 19, 2017

chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

chris mccoy

To slap someone's electronic device onto the floor.

"Man, you just Chris mccoyed that guy!"

by Brother Rice High School November 2, 2017