Doe Face

When you cry continuously the previous night and fall asleep sobbing that in the morning your face is so puffy you're unrecognizable. Coming from "Jane Doe" or "John Doe".
"I have Doe Face this morning".

"I can not go anywhere today, I have Doe Face"
by dancelikenoneswatching November 04, 2021
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Resting Dick Face

When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF
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Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016
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Cheese on his face

Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later
Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.
by McShieldold May 16, 2022
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Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add a stink to your slaps or punches
Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me last night at our fight
by The man man October 26, 2020
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Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add damage to a slap or punch
Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me at our fight last night
by The man man October 26, 2020
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Gnome Face

The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!
Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!

Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.
by turbo6994 July 01, 2011
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