by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.
by Mhshah February 14, 2024

Guy 1: “My dad and I were getting siggy together last night. It was wet and passionate”
Guy 2: “Oh did your sister, Jane, join in as well?”
Guy 2: “Oh did your sister, Jane, join in as well?”
by Upside down moose July 6, 2022

Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.
by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019

Hey Alex, I was getting Pepe-d this morning, Man I ate so much pepes chicken that I went to the toilet and It smelled like fresh pepes.
by Lord Bayla December 29, 2021

If someone uses this word and you know who it is, their mind has been taken over by the apocalyptic D.A.D syndrome. the first D stands for don't. The A stands for alarm and the other D stands for Dad. If they use it, run as fast as you can to Mexico where most of them don't speak English so they would say "Let us get it" and even if they do, you wouldn't understand them.
Me : YO I GOT INTO HARDVARD
Friend : Firstly, it's HARVARD and secondly, LET US GET IT!!
Me :*oh fuck* uuuh, yo?? Were you with your Dad last night?Like in the basement??
Friend : Ye ye YEEE!!! Dad helped me wash my homework
Me : *oh fuck oh fuck* yeah...umm..BYE!!!!
(One second later)
Me : Phew!! At least I don't need to go to Harvard and I don't need to see that pumpkin lookin ass ever again.
Friend : Firstly, it's HARVARD and secondly, LET US GET IT!!
Me :*oh fuck* uuuh, yo?? Were you with your Dad last night?Like in the basement??
Friend : Ye ye YEEE!!! Dad helped me wash my homework
Me : *oh fuck oh fuck* yeah...umm..BYE!!!!
(One second later)
Me : Phew!! At least I don't need to go to Harvard and I don't need to see that pumpkin lookin ass ever again.
by ANO_X May 31, 2018

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
by broiledeggs July 22, 2021
