scrunch baby

absolutely piss puss bitch
usually used in league of legends to categorize trash players

you are so fucking trash you scrunch baby dyslexic cunt

by creditonalsz February 12, 2021

dorm baby

Roommate gives birth to baby. Baby lives in dorm for the benefit of the roommates.

I need a dorm baby or I will die

You know what will get me through finals…a dorm baby

by Princesspoppy111111111 December 13, 2023

Heat baby

Someone who is always too warm, or a the opposite of a freeze baby. Heat babies get so little attention compared to freeze babies, because for some reason everyone would rather cool off rather then have the awesome feeling of warming up

Jane doe: omg its so cold in this place, I’m such a freeze baby
John smith and every other guy there: are fkin nutz, its 70 god damn degrees, im a heat baby and i feel like my balls are about to burn off, get a fkin blanket asshole, you can put on layers but im cant fkin strip off my fat

by TheTruthHurtasswipe February 21, 2021

D1 Baby

The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.

After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.

by Doubleghost August 8, 2025

baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.

I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.

by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022

Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed

*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}

by dumbdick October 27, 2010

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021