Sleeps mouth open

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)

The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

by Guy writing the history books June 22, 2022

harold mouse

Harry mouse is a giga chad n

Yes harold mouse

by Itz_pugs June 25, 2022

Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.

"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022

Cork mouth

A mouth with late stage tooth decay resulting in soft and brittle teeth, typically as a result of long term abuse of drugs like methamphetamine.

Did you see the crowd at the McDonald's on Welfare Wednesday? Lots of people with cork mouth.

by MinMax123 July 6, 2022

Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.

Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.

by Roxtards July 13, 2022

Dry-mouth rotisserie

The declining of spit-roasting.

“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
“How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”

by Pablo Picasso 111 July 21, 2022

Mickey Mouse

Has a train service goes everywhere he wants too can even drive on the water the only problem is that some fat oga woman keeps interrupting his train service this makes Mickey Mouse angry

This train has 10 coaches only 1 will be arriving at the platform - Mickey Mouse

by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022