by D1ll d0e May 30, 2020

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum
John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling
by Bannotti March 22, 2017

A person who eats, sleeps, researches, dreams and talks constantly about Snowmobiling. People that think about Snowmobiling in the Summertime, chat on sled forums wearing their bathing suit and like fixing and tweaking their own Snowmobiles. This also includes somebody who spends all their time drooling in front of the dealership showcase.
My wife is starting to get pissed about my constant sled-talk. Yeah sure last season was jacked due to mother nature but us Sled Head's don't give up that easily.
by Juan Smokiblunt February 16, 2022

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016

by anonymous September 21, 2020

by pbh February 22, 2014

When you conflict with someone/something, maybe in a argument or feud and you are 'at heads with them'. Like in a competition, you go 'head-to-head' with your opponent.
by SillyPhilly October 7, 2013
