distrustfund baby

A young person whose parent’s hardcore beliefs in misinformation caused them to inherit a wealth of issues. May be subjected to: purposeful exposure to preventable illnesses, forced social media performances, and even loss of parent(s) to jail/death

My nephew is a distrustfund baby, both his antivax parents took Ivermectin for the virus and decided to leave him an orphan

by GeezBurgerAndWhys December 31, 2021

You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!

Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.

Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words

I am the mother of a puking baby

by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017

Baby

A disgusting result that can only mean that your cheap condom failed.

The first stage of a human being after birth.

Daughter: Look at this picture of my baby.
Father: Awww, that's disgusti- I mean cute.

by Dr. Kebab December 18, 2022

Baby Greg

The Art Of Baby Gregging
When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you deliver an epic super man punch straight to the dome piece

Man 1:“Eli was talking mad shit last night and I just couldn’t stand it anymore…I had to Baby Greg him!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Gregged!”

by MiniGreg December 4, 2023

Baby Sass

When someone is being a baby and complains about stuff they want. ... Like a blow job.

"Dude, i really don't need your baby sass!"
"Woah, okay. *WAHHH*"

by jimmy buffetty September 27, 2009

Baby bomber

An individual whom breaks into the disposal area of an abortion clinic with a suicide vest, rolls themselves into the midst of the remains and detonates their life in protest.

Did you hear about the baby bomber incident last week?

by Fuzzy Lips November 28, 2022