fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009

snatch off

To masturbate

She is so fine, every time I'm around her I have to go home and snatch off

by Bedaub February 15, 2017

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

snottin me off

means to ignore on purpose.

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.

by leelu January 7, 2013

off-topic-not-off-topic

like, not directly answering questions but still talking about them

Elijah loved the off-topic-not-off-topic discussion in class because it prevented any mind-numbing small-talk.

by Philbert's Chewing-Gum November 18, 2020

Off Pissing

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.

I was out in the field "Off Pissing"

The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"

by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020