A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
by SAJEMA October 20, 2010
Ditching one's friends so that you can get some pussy from a fat pimply girl because you cannot get any normally.
Damm bro he was pulling a Yu last night. I saw pictures of his face buried under some girls stomach rolls after he lied to us and said he was asleep.
by Ramenbuoy June 20, 2009
When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.
by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017
When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
by LevMehArone January 26, 2022
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by NotMrJunior May 24, 2018
Person 1: *Flirt*
Person 2: Fuck off
Person 1: *Flirt*
Person 3: oh?
Person 2: that damn Person 1 keeps pulling a Quinn
Person 3: huh.
Person 2: Fuck off
Person 1: *Flirt*
Person 3: oh?
Person 2: that damn Person 1 keeps pulling a Quinn
Person 3: huh.
by LiveAndDieFortissimo September 24, 2018