Boïz baby

When you and all your boys all nut into a cup, mix it together and use that to impregnate a unanimously chosen female. (Most often the boys closest and most responsible female friend)

I want to be a part-time dad, let's have a Boïz baby.

by depressed diabetic November 30, 2017

Baby Paste

The stuff that Kayla makes when she is excited...

Wow, Kayla. You absolutely covered my balls in your baby paste!

by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018

Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)

What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”

by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023

Baby Struck

Where you dont go back to work because you want to stay with the baby.

My sister refused to go back to work because she was baby struck!

by estusemucho August 20, 2019

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019