Pulling a Kronos happens when a male ejaculates into the palm of his hand and swallows his children.
After one too many beers at the bar Benny told his friends he sometimes likes to jack off into his hand and eat his cum, he likes Pulling-a-Kronos.
by Lord Carl Von Van Der Dick February 15, 2023
Get the Pulling-a-Kronos mug.When a guy or girl and yourself have a genuine connection but they ignore that and listen to internal (insecurity/ego) or external (random losers who have nothing to do with the connection between you and that person) influences, or taking the connection for granted and disrespect the connection beyond repair. They usually live to regret that action for the rest of their lives, having assumed they would easily find a connection like that with someone else and never finding it ever again, usually dooming themselves to a lifetime of dissatisfaction.
Girl 1: Oh hey girl, hows it going with that guy you like
Girl 2: honestly he thought pulling a neesy was the way to go, so lame
Girl 1: daaym thats mad, such a moist manoeuvre and you could lit feel the energy when you guys were in a room together
Girl 2: IKR. some random loser who has been catting my style clocked that I liked him and went psycho revenge mode spreading lies about me to him and he bare likes the loser guy coz he is pretending to be me and it all got complex.
Girl 1:thats peak. why can't these guys just listen to their intuition
Girl 2: well thats what makes me feel like i have had a lucky escape. he blates didn't listen to it because he doesn't trust himself and if he doesn't trust himself that almost defs because he makes bad choices on the regs. rather not have that energy in my space 2bh. i'm just glad i'm free because i was blindly following my intuition for a sec there, blindly being why it was bad.
Girl 1: well thats good you can have a healthy outlook on it, he sounds like a weak minded juj lord to me. why on earth these guys can run around without understanding the principles of respect is beyond me. No one should stay where they are disrespected.
Girl 2: fr
Girl 2: honestly he thought pulling a neesy was the way to go, so lame
Girl 1: daaym thats mad, such a moist manoeuvre and you could lit feel the energy when you guys were in a room together
Girl 2: IKR. some random loser who has been catting my style clocked that I liked him and went psycho revenge mode spreading lies about me to him and he bare likes the loser guy coz he is pretending to be me and it all got complex.
Girl 1:thats peak. why can't these guys just listen to their intuition
Girl 2: well thats what makes me feel like i have had a lucky escape. he blates didn't listen to it because he doesn't trust himself and if he doesn't trust himself that almost defs because he makes bad choices on the regs. rather not have that energy in my space 2bh. i'm just glad i'm free because i was blindly following my intuition for a sec there, blindly being why it was bad.
Girl 1: well thats good you can have a healthy outlook on it, he sounds like a weak minded juj lord to me. why on earth these guys can run around without understanding the principles of respect is beyond me. No one should stay where they are disrespected.
Girl 2: fr
by litty fr October 30, 2022
Get the Pulling a neesy mug.When a douche bag ghosts you out of nowhere. A very rude, immature and disrespectable move in the world of dating. A typical fuckboy move is to ignore you and pull an Adam.
by SPLEH69 April 29, 2022
Get the Pull an Adam mug.Definition of "Pulling a Bruce"
"Pulling a Bruce" refers to the behavior of an irresponsible friend who, in a moment of emotional turmoil or inadequacy, uses a "friend" as an emotional surrogate to express and manipulate their feelings. The person in question (the "Brucer") often attempts to shame their friend for not recognizing their personal struggles—particularly related to failed relationships, such as a divorce prompted by infidelity. This term also suggests a broader pattern of lack of personal responsibility and emotional maturity, where the "Brucer" fails to address their own issues while projecting their emotional pain onto others. In more extreme cases, "Pulling a Bruce" can also be seen as a form of escapism, where the individual distracts themselves with voyeuristic behaviors or attempts to compensate for personal deficiencies by finding fault in others.
"Pulling a Bruce" refers to the behavior of an irresponsible friend who, in a moment of emotional turmoil or inadequacy, uses a "friend" as an emotional surrogate to express and manipulate their feelings. The person in question (the "Brucer") often attempts to shame their friend for not recognizing their personal struggles—particularly related to failed relationships, such as a divorce prompted by infidelity. This term also suggests a broader pattern of lack of personal responsibility and emotional maturity, where the "Brucer" fails to address their own issues while projecting their emotional pain onto others. In more extreme cases, "Pulling a Bruce" can also be seen as a form of escapism, where the individual distracts themselves with voyeuristic behaviors or attempts to compensate for personal deficiencies by finding fault in others.
After spending the whole night guilt-tripping Jessica for not telepathically knowing about his divorce, then crying into a pint while watching planes like they owed him child support, Bruce was definitely pulling a Bruce.”
by The Majestic November 4, 2025
Get the Pulling a Bruce mug.The act of changing your skin color to a whiter tone either with paint, as a result of a rare skin disorder, or bleach.
“Bro, Kevin is painting himself white!”
“You’re telling me he’s pulling a Micheal Jackson on himself?!”
“You’re telling me he’s pulling a Micheal Jackson on himself?!”
by CopperMilllk February 14, 2024
Get the Pulling a Micheal Jackson mug.Leading someone on in your course to the point where you go on dates together, while in the process getting them to do all your assignments and at the end of the year dropping the bombshell that you are already dating someone.
by AllPowerfulShagy February 12, 2019
Get the Pull a Toni mug.Going to Waffle House or a similar establishment during the day or completely sober. This typically is a sign a person is completely insane or very old.
Jake: I saw John last night Pulling a Paul at Waffle House!
Gino: Hahaha, that's funny, but why were you at Waffle House last night?
Gino: Hahaha, that's funny, but why were you at Waffle House last night?
by ScepticalSapien November 3, 2021
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