face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

Sucking face

A form of kissing in which the main focus is suckingon the others lips.

Hank and Ali began vigorously sucking face

by The23rd May 27, 2020

Two-Face

When you cum on only one half of a girl's face.

Yeah bro, I gave that bitch a Two-Face

by lilbitchnigga69420 March 27, 2021

daddy face

A face a dominant male gets when he is doing/wand to do some kinky shit. It’s fucking hot.

Has anyone told you that’s you get daddy face when we make out?

by usernamefor500 August 15, 2019

Troll Face Outline

Back when Minecraft was sold to Microsoft, Notch wanted to lead a final mark by creating a secret structure. Whatever, that version was never allowed to be released but it was leaked. The name of the version is TR_0.11, but the structure was unfinished. It only spawn in 1 in a million chunks, making it almost impossible to find and the rarest ever by far. The structure was so rare that there is no footage of it online, until a person named camman18 found it

After months of searching i found the Troll Face Outline

by ThatOneFiddlement December 20, 2023

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

cloakroom face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a rather unpleasant nightclub cloakroom worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than to redirect this misery upon your fine self... and your coats

Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloakroom face on... she must be on the blob

by elvis_in_lace January 8, 2024