Choof Dog

King of the durry heads. If there is one thing he can do, it’s smoke a cigarette

Who does he think he is? Choof Dog?

by Vin84 July 3, 2021

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Raw-dog

To partake in the activity of sleeping fully clathed on a sofa/bed without the use of sheets or bedding.

“Yo man, I woke up this morning to find Donnie raw-dogging my sofa”

by Tig Bitties and skittles July 22, 2021

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

Cuntly Dog

Skanky jobless greedy lazy person who thinks the world owes them a favour. Super entitled expecting everything handed to them on a plate for free. Usually fat and ugly to boot.

Geoff waited for the supermarket to close so he could skip dive - such a cuntly dog!!!

by Medisia June 3, 2022

dog fight

A masked sexual party where there are fewer females to males and the men have to fight each other for the women's attention. All men are able to stay the whole party trying to sneak in and steal the woman away at every opportunity.

The dog fight last weekend was fun. I heard Kyle stole 4 different women from Dan.

by troublem8kR October 29, 2023