National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

baby elbow

A very long poop, that bends in half when hitting the bottom of the bowl, resembling a babies elbow.

Man, I just left a baby elbow in the bowl.

by Repanoodle December 27, 2024

Dobing cunt baby

Someone that is a complete cunt because they are babied to much and not take any criticism from and one. Has no friends because they dope every cunt in for the smallest things.

That girl is a Fucking dobing cunt baby

by I'm always correct January 19, 2020

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Baby

Tiny little ball of cuteness that grows into a person

Aaaaawwwww Look at the baby *baby noise* now look at the big baby Wa

by Uncle Murdick January 3, 2019

Rinny baby

A phrase used to flirt with your significant other whilst there angry at you for something you have done wrong

“Why haven’t you done the dishes”
“I’m sorry Rinny baby”

by Iphone7promax April 15, 2024