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Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
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carrot face

(slang, informal, vulgar)

A person with a long, angled face.

The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.

"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.
Derek mewed too much; he has a long ugly ass carrot face!
by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025
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face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!
by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008
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wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping
"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"
by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018
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Double faced entendre

Some one who has two totally different personalities. One side being the one they use with you being and angel but as soon as you’re not around they’re a devil.
Person 1: Dude you need to leave her, she’s a double faced entendre

Person 2: What dies that even mean?
Person 1: it means you haven’t seen the other crappy side of her
by Definition Monger September 26, 2021
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resting bitch face

a look that expresses both that you don’t care and that you do care, a little, when the truth of the matter is that you don’t care at all
i never know what she’s thinking because her default is resting bitch face
by ximefrg June 29, 2024
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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021
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