by Godofindia February 16, 2020
Get the Gruging offmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
Get the jerking off nathaniel stylemug. by wockpartyz August 25, 2021
Get the i’m off the gamemug. The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
Get the beat-off baguettemug. 
I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
by Gwendanor September 1, 2016
Get the teched offmug.