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TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.
1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025
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Pulled off a Gandham

To leave someone high and dry and chicken away from a potential relationship
They were both sloshed after the party and were cuddling in his bed, when he had a sudden awakening and pulled off a Gandham on her.
by ModernGrandpa December 9, 2023
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Knock off

When you call someone is a knock off, it means they are an Ella because Ella is a knock off.
by Weight a minute August 3, 2025
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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Hop off

Disrespectfully telling Nihja to hoop off Dirk’s cock
Nihja : wat do u see ?
Dirk : you on my cock still hop off
by Mr hop off July 20, 2022
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Shut the fk off

*Repeat this phrase in response to any comment that doesn’t sit well with you*

“Shut the fk off”
by Nagam September 18, 2020
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