CookUL8R's definitions

Chan Chu Toad

A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.

Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.

Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.

by CookUL8R February 14, 2024

Off the rip

Money once you tear off the bank band strip around a stack of large bills. Most often aimed at those you owe money back to first.

Don't worry my dude, I got you as soon as I off the rip.

by CookUL8R November 28, 2021