We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.
by uptheassallthetime September 08, 2015
by Pong water September 05, 2019
That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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by Dr F Bombah October 05, 2012
by mattwinwood March 11, 2023