by Asstastic90 February 14, 2021

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

by Summeri October 19, 2023

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

If someone uses this word and you know who it is, their mind has been taken over by the apocalyptic D.A.D syndrome. the first D stands for don't. The A stands for alarm and the other D stands for Dad. If they use it, run as fast as you can to Mexico where most of them don't speak English so they would say "Let us get it" and even if they do, you wouldn't understand them.
Me : YO I GOT INTO HARDVARD
Friend : Firstly, it's HARVARD and secondly, LET US GET IT!!
Me :*oh fuck* uuuh, yo?? Were you with your Dad last night?Like in the basement??
Friend : Ye ye YEEE!!! Dad helped me wash my homework
Me : *oh fuck oh fuck* yeah...umm..BYE!!!!
(One second later)
Me : Phew!! At least I don't need to go to Harvard and I don't need to see that pumpkin lookin ass ever again.
Friend : Firstly, it's HARVARD and secondly, LET US GET IT!!
Me :*oh fuck* uuuh, yo?? Were you with your Dad last night?Like in the basement??
Friend : Ye ye YEEE!!! Dad helped me wash my homework
Me : *oh fuck oh fuck* yeah...umm..BYE!!!!
(One second later)
Me : Phew!! At least I don't need to go to Harvard and I don't need to see that pumpkin lookin ass ever again.
by ANO_X May 31, 2018
