Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025

Biscuit Baby

A white baby

Look at that cute lil biscuit baby!

by BrittanyAlexia09 July 6, 2021

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

Baby Metal

Babymetal (Japanese: ベビーメタル, Hepburn: Bebīmetaru) is a Japanese kawaii metal band consisting of Suzuka Nakamoto as "Su-metal", Moa Kikuchi as "Moametal" and Momoko Okazaki as "Momometal". The band is produced by Kobametal from the Amuse talent agency. Their vocals are backed by heavy metal instrumentation, performed by a group of session musicians known as the "Kami Band" at performances.

I like baby metal :)

by Juniper loves jupiter December 10, 2023

Baby Belly

When you eat too much an instantly become lethargic and fall asleep, much like a baby.

Kyle ate too much pizza last night and got baby belly on me.

by thethiefprince December 29, 2018

Baby-Ginger-Dave

A very Hateful guy who cries about everything and doesn't have his life together, No friends, No love, Nothing lies inside his heart. He can be seen sitting on his ass in his parents attic doing absolutely nothing playing video games and going online to just post sad boy emo shit online, talk to individuals he shouldn't be, wallowing away is his own misery. Hates his own Parents, Hates People, Hates everyone and everything on the planet, Doesn't try to get jobs, doesn't have friends or interest in friends due to his heartless edgy nature. Dave isn't a Man or Person, just call him. Baby-Ginger-Dave

Tony: Hey, Do you talk to Dave anymore?

Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.

by MysteryManOfDoom6900 July 14, 2025