crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

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Fuck face

An ugly, dickless bitch with a hairline that looks like a retarded mountaintop. Also sucks dick for a living

See that samer kid? He's such a Fuck face

by The120roasts February 6, 2017

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tape face

The funniest comedian in the world, starting from America's Got Talent and he now has a show in Las Vegas. He has tape over his face and never talks.

Tape Face is almost as legendary as Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021

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A person who thinks they are so good at lying but in reality everybody knows if that person is breathing and speaking they are lying and if u couldn't tell by listening to them just look at their face because you can see it everywhere on it.

Kevin over there saying he didn't do nothing, girl he has a face full of lies.

by That girl 601 November 30, 2020

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Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

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