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zombie o'clock

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.
Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"
by I can't stand it June 18, 2011
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zombie ball

A Squash Ball turns into a Zombie Ball when it is hit so good that it should be dead, i.e. impossible to retrieve and award the striker a point, but miraculously comes back to life by unnatural, superhuman retrieval of the other player. It is of utmost important for the initial striker to kill the ball again, otherwise it might give the retriever and creator of the zombie ball a boost that can turn the tides of a game. A zombie ball might be created in other sports as well but has not been reported yet.
If Ramy Ashour successfully hits a backhand cross-court nick, the ball is usually dead. However some players such as Nick Mathew or Gregory Gaultier successfully return these shots and transform the ball to a zombie ball for the rest of the rally.
by napkuchen November 5, 2013
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Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.
Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.
by Dave720 June 4, 2013
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zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.
Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
by suede1976 December 14, 2008
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Abercrombie Zombie

The people who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch do not do so because they want to be popular. They do it because they can afford the clothes, and they like them. If you can afford 20-50 dollars for a shirt, then why would you buy one of less quality and of no name brand at K-Mart?
I do not need an example for Abercrombie Zombie.
by Torrek June 29, 2006
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zombie cunt

when a woman is on her period... what her cunt turns into during this time in her monthly cycle
man this chick i fucked last nite had some funky zombie cunt goin on, my dick was covered in blood...
by cecilseebag-scragg February 16, 2009
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Zombie Head

When a girl uses too much teeth while giving a blow job. Almost nibbling on it.
Person 1-BryAnna is soooo much better at head than Rachel.
Person 2- I know Rachel makes it feel like she is about to bite it off.
Person 1&2-Zombie Head.
by His7 December 2, 2010
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