zombie plan

something every guy has

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same

by vaugn February 25, 2012

zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.

OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.

by Poompi December 22, 2015

Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.

Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019

zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.

Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.

by suede1976 December 26, 2006

Abercrombie Zombie

The people who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch do not do so because they want to be popular. They do it because they can afford the clothes, and they like them. If you can afford 20-50 dollars for a shirt, then why would you buy one of less quality and of no name brand at K-Mart?

I do not need an example for Abercrombie Zombie.

by Torrek June 30, 2006

zombie cunt

when a woman is on her period... what her cunt turns into during this time in her monthly cycle

man this chick i fucked last nite had some funky zombie cunt goin on, my dick was covered in blood...

by cecilseebag-scragg February 14, 2009

Zombie Head

When a girl uses too much teeth while giving a blow job. Almost nibbling on it.

Person 1-BryAnna is soooo much better at head than Rachel.
Person 2- I know Rachel makes it feel like she is about to bite it off.
Person 1&2-Zombie Head.

by His7 December 02, 2010