When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.
Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"
Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?
Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?
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when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!
by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 8, 2009
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"Want to see a zombie movie with me?"
"no, those are ridiculous"
"I dunno, I think this new one really speaks to the fears of my generation"
"no, those are ridiculous"
"I dunno, I think this new one really speaks to the fears of my generation"
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