Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!

That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!

by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015

H. Van Scott

A guy with one hell of an ass, great at making any girl's night light up like no other. You will not forget you met him.

H. Van Scott was really great at dancing last night, never will I forget him.

by FrancescaRose June 27, 2016

Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

East Van Nation

Urban First Nations residents in East Vancouver, B.C. Phrase was born in the streets, alleys and native housing projects in East Van. Used by urban Indigenous people referring to the group of people from different First Nations who inhabit the area bordered by Renfrew , Cambie , Kingsway and Cordova streets. Commercial Drive is the East Van Nation stronghold . Many East Van Nation people, especially those generations born in the city, adopt cultural methods from different First Nations. Fist pound is universal greeting , from kids to elders. They have as much tribal pride in being from East Van Nation as they do being from their home First Nations. They grow up together, hang together, got each others backs, drink and party together, mary and have children together, and often stay put in East Van and grow old together. East Van Nation is East Van strong.

Bro one to bro two: "I just moved here from Heiltsuk man, where you from?" Bro two: "East Van Nation." Hipster commenting on bro's tshirt: "Eat Van Nation, where's that?" Bro: "You're standing in it." Bro raising drink to bros and sisters in a park "East Van Nation! - (group in chorus) "East Van Nation...gulp."

by East Van savage October 28, 2018

Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.

He's such a jack van norton

by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018

Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Vincent van Goo

The act of someone with a micropenis having sex with one of another person's aural orifices

I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.

The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.

by AudenSnow May 27, 2019