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Vincent van Goo

The act of someone with a micropenis having sex with one of another person's aural orifices
I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.

The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.
by AudenSnow May 27, 2019
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The Van Schwack Principle

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.

Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.

Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
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Ava Van Dijk

Ava van Dijk is a very pretty girl but she doesn't know it. She looks down on herself and tries to avoid her problems so that she doesn't need to face them. She tends to pretend to have a smile on when really she is sad. She loves helping others and gives them advice that she should probably take, but you know the saying. 'Easier said than done'. ;)
Ava loves animals and adores puppies. Ava also tends to have a crush on a new guy very often, but only because she doesn't know if they like her back and if she will be rejected.
If you were to ever date an Ava van Dijk try to make sure that you love her.
Ava van Dijk is a very pretty girl but she doesn't know it. She looks down on herself and tries to avoid her problems so that she doesn't need to face them.
by Dragonboatbobafestival February 24, 2022
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Matthew Van Pelt

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard
by Poopycock December 30, 2019
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Victor Van Dort

Victor Van Dort is the main protagonist of Tim Burton’s movie: The Corpse Bride. Victor is voiced by Johnny Depp who also stars in many other Tim Burton films such as Edward Scissor Hands and Sleepy Hollow.

In The Corpse Bride, Victor is very shy. He likes drawing butterflies and enjoys playing the piano. He is also the arranged fiancé to Victoria Everglot.
by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020
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Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)
“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”
by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
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