Two-way street

drinking an alcoholic drink, while a soaked tampon (with the same alcohol), is up your rear end.

Kendall: “Hey madi, why are you in such a good mood?”

Madi: “Because, I’m doing a two-way street”

by anonymous February 15, 2021

Fox Two

Code used by NATO Air Force pilots to indicate the launch of an air-to-air infrared-guided missile.

I'm in position for a Sidewinder, Fox Two.

by thefosh August 16, 2009

Two-faced

To say one thing and do another. Also to act one way on saturday, and flip a bitch on tuesday.

"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.

by Stepped on again. May 18, 2006

two girls one cup

Something that will ruin your life forever. Do not even try to search for it.

"Wheres Frank?"
"He killed himself after watching two girls one cup."

by biggyfofilly December 10, 2007

zero two

Best girl from 2018, most precious smile aswell.
she should be loved and protected.

Zero two is really a great waifu !

by Horn Lover August 7, 2018

Two

n. The lonliest number since the number one.

The lonliest number since the number one.

by Connor October 24, 2004

two-headed monster

A two headed dildo that bitches be grinding on simultaneously.

Those white bitches in Requiem For A Dream were taking that two-headed monster so hard there pussies were touching.

by Rolexxx March 6, 2010