take a left

to leave where you are at the moment to go somewhere else, i.e. to leave

jane and sue are at a boring party and jane wants to go so jane says to sue, "I think its time to take a left".
Translation:let's leave

by Nikell V. Johnson January 17, 2008

take your bitch

"Take your bitch" or T.Y.B is a phrase often said in "the HOOD" by real G's or some little Indian, American kid how looks up to "50 cent". the definition is to take a man's girl often when they are in a fight.

bro i am fitting to Take your bitch Blake said to angle.

by Chase Butorac September 5, 2014

Take it on the run

Made popular by the song of the same name as most popularized by the band called REO Speedwagon in the 1980's era, take on the run means to run away, usually from a bad or uncomfortable situation.

It may also now refer to taking a food order to go, aka running with it.

He suspects that you're cheating, so like a coward instead of confronting the situation you leave town and take it on the run.

I don't have time to sit down and eat. I'll just take it on the run.

by TottPaula March 7, 2020

Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

Spit-Take

1) An action a person who laughs when drinking does. Rather than choking, they spit the liquid out in a plume.
2) An action. A Person who spits a loogie and lets it hang...before sucking it back in.
3) A street-fighting technique.
4) A troll who spits out a provocative/annoying post and then takes it back as a joke.

1) Drew Carey had a spit-take
2) "Man, you see that? He spit-taked a 3 foot loogie!"
3) To spit in someones eye as a diversionary tactic.
4) "U Suxxior!!!1!" and then after being a victim of a flame post, says "It was a joke!"

by Berrik November 19, 2003

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.

Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.

by nick April 29, 2004

take a smash

to take a shit

oh man i have to take a smash.
someone just smashed in the bathroom!!

by ffcrew December 19, 2008