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turkey boobs

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.
Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.
by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016
mugGet the turkey boobsmug.

turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010
mugGet the turd turkeymug.

Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.
Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.
by Boobalaz July 15, 2022
mugGet the Gotham Turkeymug.

Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.
"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.
by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018
mugGet the Tickle the Turkeymug.

Turkey Purist

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.
Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.
by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023
mugGet the Turkey Puristmug.

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck
Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed
by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018
mugGet the turkey-buffmug.

Turkey Fetish

Why is Michael talking to the turkey? Oh he just has a turkey fetish. Oh...
by Karimcheeze:) November 23, 2020
mugGet the Turkey Fetishmug.

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