traffic

the act of getting high or hot boxing. Usually done during the day in public places.

Man, Ellen and Brian got stuck in heavy traffic today, you could tell when they called me.

by George Lampard September 19, 2008

Traffic cop

A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.

I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!

by King_Chunk December 28, 2005

Truffling

To confidently bend the truth, or in many cases, make up completely. I.e. To bullshit. Verb: to truffle.

"The Truffles are from Manchester.....oh actually, the truffle MAN is from Manchester, he gets the truffles from Italy..."

Every day I'm truffling...

by Lesgets February 1, 2015

Truffle Pig

When you have a bad cold and your nose is so stuffy that when you are giving a blow job, or cunnilingus, you snort like a pig searching for truffles.

I had the best blowjob last night, my girlfriend was high on decongestant and went down even though she snorted like a truffle pig.

by Maristfan June 19, 2018

traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller July 29, 2008

truffle oil

When you fuck a chick in the ass and then switch to the pussy and then piss while you fuck her. The liquid that comes out is truffle oil

Dude 1: I was pounding this chick's ass and when started to fuck the pussy, I had to piss but didn't want to pull ou.

Dude 2: EEEWWWW, truffle oil

by Pink Snapper hunter July 26, 2016

truffle butter

The creamy shit that oozes out of the foreskin of your penis, and stinks like olde spam

my grandma choked last night when she tasted my truffle butter

by Jena merindino July 24, 2016