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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"
by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003
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blue tool

A person who walks around with their blue tooth on and has extremely loud conversations in public, seemingly enjoying sharing their business with strangers.
"It was bad enough I had to wait in line for 20 minutes, let alone having to hear some blue tool behind me yapping away!"
by toolguru November 12, 2007
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Fuck Tool

A guys penis often used to fix a girl with a broken heart or down on her luck
Kiersten : Thanks Brad for fixing my sink sorry I can't pay you right now my boyfriend keeps breaking the bed and shitting on my furniture when we have sex!
Brad : Hey baby don't cry your money is no good with me anyway hey ive got just the tool to fix your problems!
Kiersten : And what might that be!
Brad : It's the most used tool in my collection!
Kiersten : Oh wow that's an amazing Fuck Tool do you think it could fix me?
Brad : Well it's never let me down yet!
Kiersten : Oh Brad! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! AHH! AHH! AHH! BRAD! BRAD BRAD!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jake : Hey what's going on in there!
Kiersten : Oh BRAD! it's so amazing
Brad : Ride em cowgirl!
Kiersten : Yee Haw! Cum for me baby!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : What The Fuck! Brad I know your in there get your Fuck Tool outta my girl!
by SlopNChop September 21, 2017
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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by Golan September 23, 2005
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Ron the Tool

A freshman who thinks he is the coolest kid in the entire school, when actually everyone thinks he is a loser tool.
" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.

" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".
by Fats macdugal May 20, 2008
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pokey tool

after rolling a tonk spliff a pokey tool is used to compress and compact the bud inside to make a tighter joint

a pokey tool has to be something strong enough and narrow enough to push down the bud inside the rizla preferbly the filter on a fag or a pen
"oi clart, chuck us a pokey tool ive just rolled a phat marley"
by nelson bates July 26, 2006
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B kool bag your tool

by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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