People who have no feelings and will apologize like this "I'm sorry but not really." Also referred to as my Dad. His middle name starts with A and he tells everyone it stands for Asshole.
by Rhodos May 20, 2014
Get the asshole syndromemug. The unshakeable and sudden belief that you are a superhero who can save the world from evil by spreading the message of love with musical theatre.
Man 1: Have you heard about the latest terrorist plot?
Man 2: Don't worry, I'll stop the hate with some tap dancing and the score of "Wicked".
Man 1: Oh, dude. Sounds like you have mauricio syndrome.
Man 2: Don't worry, I'll stop the hate with some tap dancing and the score of "Wicked".
Man 1: Oh, dude. Sounds like you have mauricio syndrome.
by Titan2014 March 18, 2014
Get the mauricio syndromemug. Taken from 'The Big Bang Theory', this syndrome makes an individual make up fictional stories of living hard life in third world countries, in order to garner sympathy and attention.
Howard Wolowitz: Do I get an honorable mention for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?
Rajnesh Koothrappali: Sorry; it's not part of my heart-warming and personal narrative, in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.
Howard Wolowitz: Poverty? Your father's a gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.
Rajnesh Koothrappali: It's a lease!
Perfect example of Koothrapalli syndrome
Rajnesh Koothrappali: Sorry; it's not part of my heart-warming and personal narrative, in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.
Howard Wolowitz: Poverty? Your father's a gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.
Rajnesh Koothrappali: It's a lease!
Perfect example of Koothrapalli syndrome
by Spenta June 2, 2012
Get the koothrapalli Syndromemug. When one will purchase any and all Apple products regardless of price or need, as long as it as the newest product to date.
In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.
In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.
"I heard that the new I phone 5 is coming out soon, better start saving up!"-sufferer "what do you know about it?"- friend of sufferer "I don't know anything yet, I just want it"- sufferer
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend
by Nemesis258 September 14, 2012
Get the Apple syndromemug. when a person (usually a female) looks very attractive from the back with a combination of hair done, nice body or tight clothes, but looks a lot less than your expectation when he or she turns around
j: "yo check that girl, dayummm she's got a fine ass, now turn around cutie lemme see that face"
r: "she's turning around"
j: "OH SHIT TURN BACK AROUND TURN AROUND!"
r: "she's got back syndrome alright"
r: "she's turning around"
j: "OH SHIT TURN BACK AROUND TURN AROUND!"
r: "she's got back syndrome alright"
by sizzlezbboy May 4, 2011
Get the back syndromemug. IT Bowel Syndrome: When you get up after a long session on a computer or games console and then suddenly realise that you need the toilet, having been oblivious to it up to then thanks to how engrossed you were in what you were doing.
by greenegg January 19, 2009
Get the IT Bowel Syndromemug. Utterly unrealistic expectations in relationships based upon a fictional vampire named Edward, making the best of men feel completely inadequate.
First guy, "Dude! "My girl has lost her mind. She expects way too much and complains about how she wants me to be more like "Edward."
Other guy: "Dude, she has got The Twilight Syndrome."
Other guy: "Dude, she has got The Twilight Syndrome."
by Dootwo August 21, 2009
Get the Twilight Syndromemug.