Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.

Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."

by Half Mast May 27, 2021

Pole Climber

Just your average gay man

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?

by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

Pole smoker

see wordlarry81word

by Bubba's Bitch September 19, 2003

grease the pole

Greasing the poll, masterbation

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole

by E snow23 January 18, 2023

pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

North Pole

Slang term for the violent NorthSide neighborhoods of Chicago

You hear about the shooting up in the North Pole?

by Hdyhhdn September 4, 2023

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016