zombie plan

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same
by vaugn February 25, 2012
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Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.
I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.
by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021
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Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
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zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.
Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
by suede1976 December 26, 2006
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Abercrombie Zombie

The people who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch do not do so because they want to be popular. They do it because they can afford the clothes, and they like them. If you can afford 20-50 dollars for a shirt, then why would you buy one of less quality and of no name brand at K-Mart?
I do not need an example for Abercrombie Zombie.
by Torrek June 30, 2006
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zombie cunt

when a woman is on her period... what her cunt turns into during this time in her monthly cycle
man this chick i fucked last nite had some funky zombie cunt goin on, my dick was covered in blood...
by cecilseebag-scragg February 14, 2009
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Zombie Head

When a girl uses too much teeth while giving a blow job. Almost nibbling on it.
Person 1-BryAnna is soooo much better at head than Rachel.
Person 2- I know Rachel makes it feel like she is about to bite it off.
Person 1&2-Zombie Head.
by His7 December 02, 2010
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